penis-hilton:

reallylameblog:

TELL US WHY YOURE CLOSED

WHY ARE YOU PUTTING PEOPLE THROUGH THIS

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

yahooentertainment:

Please welcome, Beyoncé!

yahooentertainment:

Please welcome, Beyoncé!